I have been on pins and needles lately and I my crabby attitude is getting on my own nerves! I know the only reason I am being such a cranky bitch is bc I am 32 weeks pregnant, its hot, I am cooped up in the house, I hurt everywhere and I am ready to deliver this baby! I have been pregnant for what seems like 5 years now.
Carson has been very active lately, which is a good thing but I am starting to think I am carrying David Beckhams love child or this little boy is practicing for his debut on so you think you can dance. He is always kicking me and moving all over the place. Sometimes it feels like he will rip through my stomach like that scene from alien. I still have 8 weeks till my due date so I hope the sweet loving Shannan comes back before the end or my husband might never want another child with me again!
I havent even been doing the fun things like nesting yet. I am getting a little more cranky about things not being in there place around the house but other than that I am as lazy as ever. I have been coming across some pretty funny things lately for babys. One thing that has been driving my husband and I insane is how much hair will the baby have and what color will it be. I have dark brown hair and my hubby has bleach blonde curly hair as a baby. We do know that Carson has some hair (thanks to the amazing ultrasound we had a couple weeks ago). If our little one doesnt have a enough hair I found the perfect solution!!
Its a Baby Toupee ( I am not joking someone actually invented it and even worse people buy it!)
Your child can have that celebrity style hairdo as soon as him/her is born!
Your child can have that celebrity style hairdo as soon as him/her is born!
My personal favorite would have to be the Donald. I think it would make any little boy look smart and maybe it would bring him luck in becoming a millionaire! You never know!
For all you parents who hate being pee'd on heres ya go!
Its called the wee-block!
The Baby Mac!
This is an asian invnetion and I assume its intended to keep baby in place and make you very hungry!
Another asian inventions
The baby onesie mop!
I found a ton more crazy inventions but these were by far my favorite ones! I am going to start racking my brain and invent something on my own! I will let you know how that goes!
Shannan
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