Blind Shaving....

So I haven't blogged in a couple days and I guess that because my days are very busy. They consist of laying on the couch and watching TV. I do some minor housework here and there and make it seem like it took me all day to do it when my husband asks. Not that he really cares that hes married to a lazy pregnant woman, but it makes me feel a little bit better.

So today I got some inspiration from my shower for my blog topic. I am warning you now TMI (Too Much Information for all you Internet retards out there). There's not much to hide when it comes to my pregnancy and I have no shame in anything I write. This blog might be a little over the top. If you have ever been pregnant or had a beach ball for a belly then you will understand what I am about to talk about.

So I have been struggling with shaving my legs and for the past 4 weeks I haven't shaved my thighs or my lady parts. After I finish shaving the first part of my legs I am completely exhausted and have to worry about washing my hair. I can't breath while I bend over so that is one reason I am so out of breath every time I take a shower. I decided that it was probably a good idea to try shaving my upper thighs and lady parts today, I figured it might make me look a little more appealing to my husband. I am in desperate need of some love making, but its not fun for either of us bc everything is uncomfortable ( and the thought of little carson being inside me kind of creeps out my husband). So when I started shaving my thighs I realized I cant see a thing down there!! How can you shave when you have no clue what your shaving! The worst part is that its not normal hair growth, I have hair growing everywhere and lots of it! Its bad enough that my stomach has a hair patch now, but do I really need to have extra hair! Ugh. So I honestly didn't feel like I was shaving anything, but the razors kept getting filled up. OH EM GEE!!

It was a horrible experience and needless to say I have one side of a nicely shaved leg and who knows what is going on in the private region. I couldn't see to know what it looked like. I just wonder how I am going to be able to make everything look good down there before the birth. I don't want to deliver my son looking like a woman from the amazon, but i don't want to look like my vagina got into a fight with a lawn mower either!! Why is pregnancy so humiliating. Its bad enough that my woman parts will make there spotlight debut, its even worse that I cant even prepare myself for it. It was a complete struggle today and frankly I am worn out!

At least I was able to paint my toenails. I have even been careful with my pretty pink toes bc I don't want to scratch the paint, there's not way I am going through that long process again!!

I will probably laugh really hard about all the funny and gross things that have happened during my pregnancy later. I am just not sure how I will be able to stand 10 more weeks of this! I will probably turn into a Sasquatch....

Shannan