Is it 40 weeks yet?

I remember when I was about 12 weeks pregnant and I finally stopped having so much nausea and felt more normal. I told everyone that I didnt feel pregnant anymore, which I didnt. I was at that awkward transititioning part of my pregnancy that I know everyone hates! You know what I am talking about, when your old clothes are too tight but maternity clothes are too big. You dont really have a round belly just some chubbiness to your stomach. I did show early, but for some stupid reason I complained that I didnt show early enough. Hmm I guess the hormones really took over my body then bc who complains that they arent big enough??




So now I am 27 weeks pregnant. I feely my baby move every single day. Some days I love it other days I feel like he is digging a tunnel to escape! I am very big and anytime my husband and I go out and see friends or family. I remind them all that I am a miserable, fat, pasty, ready to have this baby pregnant woman!! I dont forget a single complaint thats for sure! I dont want to be the annoying pregnant friend, but its kind of hard when most of your friends are athletic and tan and you have to watch them wear there cute little summer clothes while just that morning you were looking in the plus size section for a swimsuit!!




I want nothing more than to have a healthy baby boy! I want him to be strong and fully developed, BUT I do not want to go past my do date! I am actually dreaming that my Dr says lets induce you early bc this baby is too big! Or he comes out on his own at like 38 or 39 weeks. I know thats horrible of me! I am so tired of being pregnant. The back aches are more frequent and even when I do get a craving I cant even it alot of what I want bc I'm pretty sure theres no room in my belly.

I told my husband to be prepared bc when I am full term we will be doing everything in the book to ge this baby out of me!! The number one thing is lots of sex. I understand I am not very sexy what with my gigantic belly and his son being in there, so I really dont think hes that excited that I will be pouncing on him every chance I get. I will probly have to force it on him, I will do anything to have this baby! Another thing I have heard a hundred times in castrol oil but alot of people tell me including "The Doctors" on tv said that in some cases it could work, but it usually just causes some painful stomach problems and many trips to the bathroom. I am severly afraid of going number 2 in the delivery room so that will be my last hope. I thought I would share the list with all of you! These are some things you can do to help induce labor!

1. Acupressure/Acupuncture - various points can start contractions.
2. Nipple stimulation/breast pump - uses the mother's own oxytocin to stimulate contractions; discontinue if contractions are prolonged or become intense.
3. Castor oil - often mixed with juice or food; this stimulates prostaglandins to contract the uterus (This can have an undesired affect of diarrhea for several hours so use with caution and consult with your doctor or midwife.) F
4. Walking/changing positions frequently - this is one of the least invasive ways to stimulate contractions and can be used during labor if contractions slow down.
5. Herbs - common herbs used are black and blue cohosh or tinctures including these herbs (these are contraindicated for mothers with high blood pressure)
6. Spicy Food - Some mothers say spicy food does the trick possibly because it may also stimulate digestion and thereby increase prostaglandin production to get contractions going.
7. Massage - this is a great way to relax while your massage therapist stimulates trigger points for labor; often when stress hormones are reduced, labor can start more easily.
8. Glass of wine - although there is no evidence that wine stimulates contractions, it can help an anxious mom relax. Bear in mind that any alcohol affects your baby and can be dehydrating. Be sure to take only one glass with dinner and check with your provider before considering this way to start labor. ( I dont think I will be trying the glass of wine haha but everything else seems like good ideas!!)
   
9. Love-making/Intercourse/Orgasm - uses both oxytocin and prostaglandins to stimulate contractions and potentially induce labor. Do not have intercourse if your water has broken.
10. Pineapple is considered to be a labor-inducing food, however there is no research that supports this method beyond women's own stories.

So I guess I wait till 37 weeks comes and this I will be doing everything I can! I have 10 weeks till then and 13 weeks till my due date! I cant wait to meet this little man!

Shannan