Thursdays are suppose to be my trash talking days where I talk about what craziness is going on in the world of gossip, but I have an issue that I thought I would talk about. Plus I know this will really draw attention to viewers! haha I am not kidding this is a good one.
So I am a very honest person. There's not much that I hide from people. One of the things I choose not to hide is the fact that about a year and 6 months ago I had some breast implants. I had just lost alot of weight and my boobs were suffering. Not too mention I had a hard time fitting them into anything sexy since I suffered from having non identical boobies. My left boob was probably a size bigger than my right boob which made it embarrassing to wear tiny tops without pads. So I went to the magical boob Dr and he turned them into gorgeous identical C-Cup boobies.
So now that I am 27 weeks pregnant I have notice that these gorgeous C-Cup boobies have turned into gigantic porn star boobies that are probably double D's. Now your all probably thinking "Her husband is a lucky man". Your all very wrong. These ginormous porn star boobs would be wonderful if they weren't tender to every touch! Anyone who has experienced pregnancy knows what I am talking about! Also I am scared to even wear a low cut shirt because of how inappropriate it is! It never bothered me before but I don't want to look like a hoochie pregnant momma!!
I read in my baby magazine that my boobs will weigh about 2 pounds each after my pregnancy. So can I just put them on a scale and see how much they weigh? Sounds like something I will have to be doing soon. Not even two years ago I was a little A cup now I am right there behind Dolly Parton.
I guess I should enjoy them while I can, even though I have silicone in there they seem to be agreeing more with the laws of gravity. What goes up must come down right? I guess tomorrow I can talk about the scariest part of my pregnancy so far...My first stretch mark, ugh whats the use in having porn star boobs if you cant even look in the mirror. I definitely wont be in a triple X movie anytime soon!!
Shannan
So I am a very honest person. There's not much that I hide from people. One of the things I choose not to hide is the fact that about a year and 6 months ago I had some breast implants. I had just lost alot of weight and my boobs were suffering. Not too mention I had a hard time fitting them into anything sexy since I suffered from having non identical boobies. My left boob was probably a size bigger than my right boob which made it embarrassing to wear tiny tops without pads. So I went to the magical boob Dr and he turned them into gorgeous identical C-Cup boobies.
So now that I am 27 weeks pregnant I have notice that these gorgeous C-Cup boobies have turned into gigantic porn star boobies that are probably double D's. Now your all probably thinking "Her husband is a lucky man". Your all very wrong. These ginormous porn star boobs would be wonderful if they weren't tender to every touch! Anyone who has experienced pregnancy knows what I am talking about! Also I am scared to even wear a low cut shirt because of how inappropriate it is! It never bothered me before but I don't want to look like a hoochie pregnant momma!!
I read in my baby magazine that my boobs will weigh about 2 pounds each after my pregnancy. So can I just put them on a scale and see how much they weigh? Sounds like something I will have to be doing soon. Not even two years ago I was a little A cup now I am right there behind Dolly Parton.
I guess I should enjoy them while I can, even though I have silicone in there they seem to be agreeing more with the laws of gravity. What goes up must come down right? I guess tomorrow I can talk about the scariest part of my pregnancy so far...My first stretch mark, ugh whats the use in having porn star boobs if you cant even look in the mirror. I definitely wont be in a triple X movie anytime soon!!
Shannan
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